Chandlers hand monster.  (Taken with instagram)

Chandlers hand monster. (Taken with instagram)

Tuesday Apr 4 @ 12:17pm
Normal smile.  (Taken with instagram)

Normal smile. (Taken with instagram)

Tuesday Apr 4 @ 11:54am
Blueberry milkshake.:p (Taken with instagram)

Blueberry milkshake.:p (Taken with instagram)

Saturday Apr 4 @ 09:18pm
iPhone.  (Taken with instagram)

iPhone. (Taken with instagram)

Saturday Apr 4 @ 12:44pm
iPhone swag.

I love it.

Saturday Apr 4 @ 12:37pm
Taken with instagram

Taken with instagram

Sunday Apr 4 @ 10:28am
Friday Apr 4 @ 10:42am
Friday Apr 4 @ 10:41am
That awkward moment when you try to do something behind someones back then they turn around and see you

omghilariousblog:

This blog is the Funniest.

Friday Apr 4 @ 10:34am
Friday Apr 4 @ 10:32am
omghilariousblog:

This blog is the Funniest.

omghilariousblog:

This blog is the Funniest.

Friday Apr 4 @ 10:31am
samspratt:

LAST CHANCE TO ENTER! Selections occur tonight!


SAM SPRATT’S SPRING PORTRAIT CONTEST/CUSTOM PORTRAIT/SIGNED PRINT GIVEAWAY!
Spring is around the corner which means as thanks to you for following me here, as usual—I am giving TWO of you the chance to win a custom portrait made by me, custom-tailored to your heart’s desire. Free, no strings attached.  The rules are simple, but read them so you can win.
What You Get:
A Web-resolution (1100 pixel) custom portrait, tailored to your most bizarre of requests. You can get a very traditional portrait done or as outlandish as you can dream. Zombies, Hipsters, Pirates, Ninjas, Superheroes, Robots, etc. are all fair-game themes in which you can have yourself transmogrified in painted form.
ADDITIONALLY, I’ll be giving 3 runner-ups their choice of a 13”x19” signed velvet archival print. Choices are: Sherlock, Ron Swanson, and Inspector Spacetime.
How to Enter:
FACEBOOK: Simply comment on the following facebook post. You get an extra entry if you click the “share” button and post it to your wall. ( Sam Spratt - Facebook Contest )
TWITTER: Follow http://twitter.com/#!/SamSpratt and tweet the following phrase verbatim on twitter: 
“ Entering to win a custom portrait #painting from @samspratt’s portrait contest! https://www.facebook.com/sam.spratt ”  
This also counts as an entry.
TUMBLR: Just reblog/like this post!
How long this will last:
This contest will run until April 6th, 2012. 
You all are the best! Good luck and thanks again to all who follow my little slice of artwork on the web.
NOTE: You must be a follower or subscriber at the time of the win. 
Why all this? Well, you’ve gotta write a big check with quite a few zeros at the end of it to commission art from me—and call me crazy, but I firmly believe that in a perfect world, people *should* get to own art AND do things like “pay rent”, “eat food-like substances on occasion”, and maybe even “continue to live”. Two of you can do that, the rest of you… you’re screwed. Sincerely, <3 Sam 

samspratt:

LAST CHANCE TO ENTER! Selections occur tonight!

SAM SPRATT’S SPRING PORTRAIT CONTEST/CUSTOM PORTRAIT/SIGNED PRINT GIVEAWAY!

Spring is around the corner which means as thanks to you for following me here, as usual—I am giving TWO of you the chance to win a custom portrait made by me, custom-tailored to your heart’s desire. Free, no strings attached.  The rules are simple, but read them so you can win.

What You Get:

A Web-resolution (1100 pixel) custom portrait, tailored to your most bizarre of requests. You can get a very traditional portrait done or as outlandish as you can dream. Zombies, Hipsters, Pirates, Ninjas, Superheroes, Robots, etc. are all fair-game themes in which you can have yourself transmogrified in painted form.

ADDITIONALLY, I’ll be giving 3 runner-ups their choice of a 13”x19” signed velvet archival print. Choices are: Sherlock, Ron Swanson, and Inspector Spacetime.

How to Enter:

FACEBOOK: Simply comment on the following facebook post. You get an extra entry if you click the “share” button and post it to your wall. ( Sam Spratt - Facebook Contest )

TWITTER: Follow http://twitter.com/#!/SamSpratt and tweet the following phrase verbatim on twitter: 

“ Entering to win a custom portrait #painting from @samspratt’s portrait contest! https://www.facebook.com/sam.spratt ”  

This also counts as an entry.

TUMBLR: Just reblog/like this post!

How long this will last:

This contest will run until April 6th, 2012. 

You all are the best! Good luck and thanks again to all who follow my little slice of artwork on the web.

NOTE: You must be a follower or subscriber at the time of the win. 

Why all this? Well, you’ve gotta write a big check with quite a few zeros at the end of it to commission art from me—and call me crazy, but I firmly believe that in a perfect world, people *should* get to own art AND do things like “pay rent”, “eat food-like substances on occasion”, and maybe even “continue to live”. Two of you can do that, the rest of you… you’re screwed. Sincerely, <3 Sam 

Friday Apr 4 @ 10:21am
Looks like I don&#8217;t live in America anymore.  (Taken with instagram)

Looks like I don’t live in America anymore. (Taken with instagram)

Wednesday Mar 3 @ 12:04am
Push button. Get bacon. Eat bacon.  (Taken with instagram)

Push button. Get bacon. Eat bacon. (Taken with instagram)

Wednesday Mar 3 @ 12:02am
Sunday Mar 3 @ 04:50am
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